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Man Law #7 – A Woman Can NEVER be more than 10% of your life.
(Editorial note: A woman that you’re interested in…). Another turn off for women is a guy who seems to have nothing better to do than wait hand and foot on her like a puppy dog. You need to have a life before you met her that you are unwilling to change because she’s entered it. Yes, I realize 10% is a low number but you need to keep this number as low as possible because whether you realize it or not, she will gradually start to involve herself in more and more aspects of your life. When you find yourself thinking about her all the time, think about this “10% Rule”. If you watch sports, keep watching sports…if you drink with the guys every Friday, keep drinking with the guys every Friday…if you play World of Warcraft…just stop…
Now, I hear this over and over again – “What? Only 10%?!” mostly from women. Understand that the number is more symbolic than it is to be taken literally. If you think 25% than you’ll most likely double that and before you know it, half your life revolves around this person. Until you have decided to form a serious relationship with this women, you should keep the areas of your life that you found important BEFORE You met her in the forefront.
These guys are most likely all single...but it illustrates an important point anyway...
Man Law #6 – Sending FLOWERS is the Kiss of Death at the beginning of the courtship process.
Despite what you’ve seen in the movies of this tactic winning over the Captain of the Cheerleading Squad, it does NOT work in real life. In fact, everything you’ve seen in the movies regarding romance as a man you should disregard! Nothing turns a woman off faster than hearing your panzee ass tell her how you feel!
He was doing well until he gave her the flower...
Now, Flowers are perfectly alright and a GOOD IDEA once you have officially entered a relationship, however, PRIOR to this event happening, you need not think that flowers will get you anywhere and be prepared for quite the OPPOSITE reaction of what you intended in the first place. Exception: Women will tell you everywhere, that the “random” gift of flowers is much better than on a holiday such as valentine’s day…However, this should also be noted that only once you are in a relationship (i.e. she tells her friends that you are her boyfriend, and you tell your friends that she is your girlfriend) should the idea of flowers even be considered.
Addendum: If you have been caught by absolute love sickness, the only way to deliver flowers is in PERSON.
Man Law #5 – A woman will do everything she can to resist your advance, and block your retreat.
She might have all shields up and her Cobra guard on the first few times you meet her, but once you’ve won her over…be forewarned, she will do everything in her power to keep you from escaping. Eventually, the man simply gives up. There is a special term for this, it is called “Marriage.” Be careful what you wish for…this has seen the end to many, proud men…
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