The Unbreakable Man Laws

Chris Rock said it best “Oh, I got some female friends but they were ALLLLL by accident…”. The women needs to see you as a MAN….Not a woman with a penis…do not succumb to counseling her with her man and relationship problems thinking this will get her to like you in the long run. It WILL not. She knows better than to start talking about other guys in her life with you but she WILL if she can get away with it… Change the subject immediately, tell a funny joke, say “Hey, Look a midget!”…The friend-zone is quicksand and once you are there, you will sink…FAST.

We've all been there before and still don't know how it happened...Just. Say. No.