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Man Law #8 – Call a Spade a Spade. Call a Flake a Flake.

August 24, 2009 Leave a comment

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If she cancels on you because her Grandmother died for the third time (i.e. both of her Grandmothers died already and she ran out of excuses)…chances are shes just NOT that into you. As a general rule, if she starts flaking at the beginning, its not going to get any better. Women ALWAYS have time or will make time for a potential Don Juan…the exception is if she cancels and offers another time to go out, that is a good sign… But if she has a STRING of excuses why she can not go out with you, but gives you a SHRED of hope that she may be interested in you, write her off as a flake. She may start to like you eventually, but you can not get caught up with focusing your attention on a woman that has placed you on the waiting list. She may have other relationships going on that she is involved with, but the point is, she will make herself available if she wants to see you again… These guys have it down pretty good, Man Watch:

Man Law #7 – A Woman Can NEVER be more than 10% of your life.

August 23, 2009 6 comments

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(Editorial note: A woman that you’re interested in…). Another turn off for women is a guy who seems to have nothing better to do than wait hand and foot on her like a puppy dog. You need to have a life before you met her that you are unwilling to change because she’s entered it. Yes, I realize 10% is a low number but you need to keep this number as low as possible because whether you realize it or not, she will gradually start to involve herself in more and more aspects of your life. When you find yourself thinking about her all the time, think about this “10% Rule”. If you watch sports, keep watching sports…if you drink with the guys every Friday, keep drinking with the guys every Friday…if you play World of Warcraft…just stop…

Now, I hear this over and over again – “What? Only 10%?!” mostly from women. Understand that the number is more symbolic than it is to be taken literally. If you think 25% than you’ll most likely double that and before you know it, half your life revolves around this person.  Until you have decided to form a serious relationship with this women, you should keep the areas of your life that you found important BEFORE You met her in the forefront.

These guys are most likely all single...but it illustrates an important point anyway...

These guys are most likely all single...but it illustrates an important point anyway...

Man Law #6 – Sending FLOWERS is the Kiss of Death at the beginning of the courtship process.

August 11, 2009 8 comments

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Despite what you’ve seen in the movies of this tactic winning over the Captain of the Cheerleading Squad, it does NOT work in real life. In fact, everything you’ve seen in the movies regarding romance as a man you should disregard! Nothing turns a woman off faster than hearing your panzee ass tell her how you feel!

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He was doing well until he gave her the flower...

Now, Flowers are perfectly alright and a GOOD IDEA once you have officially entered a relationship, however, PRIOR to this event happening, you need not think that flowers will get you anywhere and be prepared for quite the OPPOSITE reaction of what you intended in the first place. Exception: Women will tell you everywhere, that the “random” gift of flowers is much better than on a holiday such as valentine’s day…However, this should also be noted that only once you are in a relationship (i.e. she tells her friends that you are her boyfriend, and you tell your friends that she is your girlfriend) should the idea of flowers even be considered.

Addendum: If you have been caught by absolute love sickness, the only way to deliver flowers is in PERSON.