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Man Law #4 – If you are new to women, and you meet a woman from New Jersey – Turn around and run south AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

August 9, 2009 5 comments

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Adrianna from the Sopranos...More woman than most people can handle...

You are not ready! Girls from Jersey are prone to physical retaliation from break ups and you may end up in the hospital for using the wrong pick up line or saying something really corny. If you can get past their rough exterior though, it might be one of the greatest things to happen to you. Why? Because you will have built up a hard shell of immunity against any woman in the future. More specifically, if you can handle a woman from New Jersey, you can pretty much handle any woman in America. Jersey Girls are tough but not unconquerable. Show that you have a backbone and they will respect you for it.

Man Law #3 – Few things worse can happen to a man than one-itis.

August 8, 2009 2 comments

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What is one-itis you ask? It’s when you have fallen hard for one woman that usually has shown no reciprocal interest in you. You give explanations and rationals for her actions when in actuality she doesn’t like you or like you enough. There is no cure for one-itis except absolutely cutting yourself off from her. Intervention may be required. Possibly the most DANGEROUS aspect of one-itis is the fact that the man infected by this disease does not know he has it. It will often take more than one person to bring him out of his stupor before realizing that he has passed up MANY opportunities because he has been focused on just one woman who has not promised him or shown any interest back to him. If you see a fellow man with one-itis, it is YOUR MAN DUTY, to call him out.

Man Law #2 – If she ask for your number, but won’t give you hers…chances are, she’s just NOT that into you…

August 7, 2009 4 comments

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Whilst this might seem like she is interested in you, if you walk away from the encounter without her phone number…YOU.HAVE.NOTHING. Even with a number does not promise that you will ever see her again. How many numbers do you have sitting in your phone that you never call? Chances are a lot.

An interested woman will OFFER her number to you in most cases. For instance, if she says “Do you want my number?” or “Why don’t you take my number”, she WANTS to see you again. That might not lead anywhere physical but you have done a good job with peaking her interest. Her number should leap out of her mouth and into your phone. That is to say, if you get her number by asking for it, this does not mean that she is not interested in you. However, the ideal situation is for her to offer her number to you without you having to ask or initiate any further contact.