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Man Law #4 – If you are new to women, and you meet a woman from New Jersey – Turn around and run south AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
Adrianna from the Sopranos...More woman than most people can handle...
You are not ready! Girls from Jersey are prone to physical retaliation from break ups and you may end up in the hospital for using the wrong pick up line or saying something really corny. If you can get past their rough exterior though, it might be one of the greatest things to happen to you. Why? Because you will have built up a hard shell of immunity against any woman in the future. More specifically, if you can handle a woman from New Jersey, you can pretty much handle any woman in America. Jersey Girls are tough but not unconquerable. Show that you have a backbone and they will respect you for it.
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Perhaps guys should be licensed before pursuing Jersey girls, lest they get themselves killed doing so.
That is not a bad idea Eric. Perhaps if there were a series of exams that guys needed to pass before dating girls from Jersey, there would be a lot less fatalities!
this licensing could apply to all women. depending on the results of a standardized test they give you initial authorization of women they recommend you start with. or get a learner’s permit for others – countries, counties, states, economic/social classes, etc…
This should be an entrance exam for all incoming freshman on college campuses…
what about Princeton?