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Man Law #4 – If you are new to women, and you meet a woman from New Jersey – Turn around and run south AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
August 9, 2009
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Adrianna from the Sopranos...More woman than most people can handle...
You are not ready! Girls from Jersey are prone to physical retaliation from break ups and you may end up in the hospital for using the wrong pick up line or saying something really corny. If you can get past their rough exterior though, it might be one of the greatest things to happen to you. Why? Because you will have built up a hard shell of immunity against any woman in the future. More specifically, if you can handle a woman from New Jersey, you can pretty much handle any woman in America. Jersey Girls are tough but not unconquerable. Show that you have a backbone and they will respect you for it.
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