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Man Law #14 – “I LIKE you, but I don’t NEED you!”

August 25, 2009 2 comments

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Self-Explanatory. A woman should compliment your existence and be a pleasurable addition to the life you already lead. With or without her, you need to

I Like You Keira, But I Don't Need You

be able to carry on a lifestyle that’s shows you have one! Whether you explicitly state this to her she needs to understand it…Nothing is a greater turn off to a woman than a guy she thinks is needy…

Man Law #13 – Terminate with extreme prejudice women who believe that their very presence warrants an idol-like worship amongst potential male suitors.

August 25, 2009 1 comment

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A woman of interest should be regarded no higher than a stranger in an elevator until she proves herself “special” to you. If she displays prima donna characteristics, terminate the encounter immediately.

She might not be aware that she is doing it to you, and it might in fact take a FEW times before you get to know the real her, but if the general sense you consistently receive is that she deserves the princess treatment from the beginning...Terminate the interaction.

She might not be aware that she is doing it to you, and it might in fact take a FEW times before you get to know the real her, but if the general sense you consistently receive is that she deserves the princess treatment from the beginning...Terminate the interaction.

Man Law #12 – Any Man Law can be broken at any time IF and only IF you have chosen for that woman to only be a friend.

August 25, 2009 3 comments

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Specifically, if there is nothing between you and the woman, then buy her all the drinks you want to (I buy my friends drinks), send flowers (still not a fan), continuously invite her out even after she cancels (hey, takes more than two to have a party and no one likes a sausage fest). YOU have decided that you are not interested in this person as a potential partner, it does not mean you can not legitimately be friends with her.

Man Law #11 – She needs a MAN, not a MAT

August 25, 2009 4 comments

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Don't be her doormat Gentleman...she'll be happy to walk all over you...

Don't be her doormat Gentleman...she'll be happy to walk all over you...

Women don’t respect a man they can walk all over – “When She Calls, You Come.” You are not winning points by stopping what you are doing to pick her up. For instance, Dave gets a call from Helen who has asked him to pick her up. Instead of going to play soccer with his buddies, Dave CANCELS going to play soccer to pick up Helen and drive her to go shopping. After reading Man Law all the way through, you should NEVER allow this to happen to yourself or any friends of yours… It’s inevitable that she will test you in the course of a relationship and she is probably going to win a few of these battles, but stand your ground at least 95% of the time (don’t worry, this will decrease) and man-up… It should also be stated that this does not mean flatly saying “NO” to anything she ask of you…of course not…what Man Law #11 is saying is that if you had plans, keep your plans or if you must make modifications to what you had intended, make sure it is a compromise…Instead of Dave immediately leaving his buddies hanging, he could say…”Hey Helen, I’m going to play soccer with my buddies first, and I’ll call you after I’m done to see if you still want to hang out…”

Man Law #10 – AVOID THE FRIEND-ZONE AT ALL COST…

August 25, 2009 4 comments

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Chris Rock said it best “Oh, I got some female friends but they were ALLLLL by accident…”. The women needs to see you as a MAN….Not a woman with a penis…do not succumb to counseling her with her man and relationship problems thinking this will get her to like you in the long run. It WILL not. She knows better than to start talking about other guys in her life with you but she WILL if she can get away with it… Change the subject immediately, tell a funny joke, say “Hey, Look a midget!”…The friend-zone is quicksand and once you are there, you will sink…FAST.

We've all been there before and still don't know how it happened...Just. Say. No.

We've all been there before and still don't know how it happened...Just. Say. No.

Man Law #9 – Beautiful and Smart, the Eastern European woman, (Russian, Ukranian, Polish) are a deadly combination and only for the most advanced.

August 25, 2009 5 comments

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There is a good reason why the man himself, James Bond, had trouble with these women time after time. Do not be seduced by their flirtatious gaze and playful body language, these women know what they’re doing and how to get what they want…proceed with extreme caution.

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Russian Women – They make nice eye candy AND they’ll do your physics homework…but stay back gentleman…these women are dangerous…

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