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Man Law #5 – A woman will do everything she can to resist your advance, and block your retreat.
She might have all shields up and her Cobra guard on the first few times you meet her, but once you’ve won her over…be forewarned, she will do everything in her power to keep you from escaping. Eventually, the man simply gives up. There is a special term for this, it is called “Marriage.” Be careful what you wish for…this has seen the end to many, proud men…
Man Law #4 – If you are new to women, and you meet a woman from New Jersey – Turn around and run south AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
Adrianna from the Sopranos...More woman than most people can handle...
You are not ready! Girls from Jersey are prone to physical retaliation from break ups and you may end up in the hospital for using the wrong pick up line or saying something really corny. If you can get past their rough exterior though, it might be one of the greatest things to happen to you. Why? Because you will have built up a hard shell of immunity against any woman in the future. More specifically, if you can handle a woman from New Jersey, you can pretty much handle any woman in America. Jersey Girls are tough but not unconquerable. Show that you have a backbone and they will respect you for it.
Man Law #3 – Few things worse can happen to a man than one-itis.
What is one-itis you ask? It’s when you have fallen hard for one woman that usually has shown no reciprocal interest in you. You give explanations and rationals for her actions when in actuality she doesn’t like you or like you enough. There is no cure for one-itis except absolutely cutting yourself off from her. Intervention may be required. Possibly the most DANGEROUS aspect of one-itis is the fact that the man infected by this disease does not know he has it. It will often take more than one person to bring him out of his stupor before realizing that he has passed up MANY opportunities because he has been focused on just one woman who has not promised him or shown any interest back to him. If you see a fellow man with one-itis, it is YOUR MAN DUTY, to call him out.
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