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Man Law #46 – Women are like the Police – They don’t know what you did, but they know you did something…

September 11, 2009 4 comments

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Women are waiting for you to slip up and do something dumb and when that happens, she’ll be right there. If she knows you leave work at 5:00pm…and its 9:00pm and you STILL haven’t gotten back to her…YOU BETTER HAVE YOUR ALIBI READY…Depending on the woman, you may even need a lawyer…

People will generally do whatever they think they can get away with...If the woman is from Jersey, you can substitue the batton for a full-sized Bat...In fact, never, ever, get caught by a woman from Jersey unless you are planning on moving to another city and entering the Witness Protection Program...

People will generally do whatever they think they can get away with...If the woman is from Jersey, you can substitute the baton for a full-sized Bat...In fact, never, ever, get caught by a woman from Jersey unless you are planning on moving to another city and entering the Witness Protection Program...

BE WARNED, that the second you open up the gates of conversation, she may be ready to start the prosecution…Once she does, interrupt her and say “Hold UP…Talk to my Lawyer…”…This will only buy you a few seconds before she starts with the pounding that is about to take place…so make sure you have your alibi in hand and ready…

Several forums on-line have been dedicated to the Female Snoop, For a good laugh, check out the following websites:

Now, I will be the first to say that not all men are honest about absolutely everything so there is REASON for women to believe in certain situations that the man is up to no good.  If she ask you how big you are…and you confidently tell her “9-inches and counting”, this might immediately set off some red flags in her mind and you might have some explaining to do.

However, as we have stated in previous Man Laws, unless explicitly stated by both parties that you are in an exclusive relationship, neither you nor the woman owe each other an explanation. To do so is simply being courteous.

Even more important than being honest is maintaining your integrity with her. If you are actively seeing other women, you may be surprised that she is O.K. with that aspect of your lifestyle if you are completely honest and open with her upfront and she doesn’t discover it through a third party channel.

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