The Unbreakable Man Laws

by Ethan Bishop.  EthanBishop@unbreakablemanlaws.com

I. Choose the subjects that will be a part of the study.

• The Readers of The Unbreakable Man Laws (UML) blog
• The UML Guest Bloggers and people behind “The Unbreakable Man Laws” including Trinie Le Blanc, Pete Waters, Michael “Leonidas” Childress, and V.
• Local and Out-Of-Town Dating Bloggers
• Local Dating/Relationship Coaches and Experts
• DC’s Finest Men and Women

II. Divide subjects into two groups by sex.

III. Determine the time frame for which the Social Experiment will be conducted.

• November 20^th, 2010 From 7:00pm until CLOSE at Hudson Restaurant and Lounge .

IV. Administer the Experiment and Deliver the Rules of Engagement for the Evening.

1. Take the Short Personality Test, and find your F-Score before the night of the event.  Feel free to post your results below in the comments section. (Editorial Note: This has absolutely nothing to do with the experiment but are fun to take and people might ask your score! Less than 5 minutes)
2. The first 100 Ladies will be asked to find Trinie Le Blanc and she will hand you a unique card and explain YOUR rules to the experiment.
3. The first 100 Men will be asked to find Ethan Bishop and he will give you a unique card and explain the GUYS rules to the experiment.
4. ENGAGE.
   

   This is one way.

5. Hold on to your card after the event until you see the RESULTS of the experiment (See Below).

V. Interpret and Publish the Results of the Experiment

• Results of The UML Social Experiment including pictures and raffle winners,  will be posted the following week on The Unbreakable Man Laws Facebook Fan Page and sent to the people who have RSVP’d to the UNC2010: The UML Social Experiment Facebook invite.

Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden [From Reading This Post]

This Saturday, the women will be out in numbers and surely to have their defense shields up and waiting for our oncoming attack. Little do they know, we have a plan. Since the vast majority of women in DC are highly educated and therefore think we are too dumb to think for ourselves, only those in the know will smell that we’re up to something.

Pretend that she is teaching you if this helps you remember.

Be sure you have these 5 Unbreakable Man Laws memorized before you venture to the Hudson on November 20th.

• Man Law #41 – Initiate the Approach; Initiate the Departure
• Man Law #54 – Be The Mayor
• Man Law #57 – Compliment Her, Not The Genetics
• Man Law #76 – Kiss First! Ask Questions Later.
• Man Law #2 – If she ask for your number, but won’t give you hers…chances are, she’s just NOT that into you…

You can read the rest of them here, but start with the ones in this post and you will be light years ahead of the rest…

Knowledge of this post will neither be confirmed nor denied this Saturday.

Keep this between us, Gentlemen.

This is Bishop.

Over and Out.

[TRANSCRIPTION]

This is Bishop.

You’ve read the blog, you know the mission.

Over the past year, you’ve allowed me to provide you with a unique opportunity to discuss our differences.

We choose to discuss these differences not because they are easy.

But because they are HARD.

Look around you. Take a good look at the men and women that comment next to you. Remember their names and faces for these are the same groups of people who sit next to you on the train to work and in the car in front of you.  They walk, eat, and breath just like you. Yet they all think and feel differently.

And this is a good thing.

The world would be a boring place if we all thought and looked alike.
The time is now. You’ve argued and debated online, and you’ve asked for more…

You’ve friended each other, poked and prodded…

And asked for more…

On November 20th, in our Nation’s Capital of Washington DC, the Hudson Restaurant and Lounge will be hosting the inaugural

UNBREAKABLE

NATIONAL

CONVENTION

2010

Here you will get a chance to meet all of those assholes and sons of bitches you’ve come to love and hate, in person.

Trinie Le Blanc

Pete Waters

V

Michael “Leonidas”Childress

We will ALL be there.  And we want to meet you.

Alright, I’ve talked long enough. It’s time for YOU to do the talking.

I look forward to meeting each and every one of you wonderful sons of bitches.

Anytime, Anyplace.

Click here to RSVP.

” Keep a memory of me, not as a king or a hero; but as a man: fallible and flawed.” – Beowulf