The Unbreakable Man Laws

H1M1 is a highly contagious disease that affects two people that have decided to date for a period of time.   While it can be caught on the first date, it typically develops after two individuals have decided to see each other on an ongoing basis.  Typically, the male will catch this first and spread it to the female.  Once both partners have it, this condition quickly gets stronger and from then on things will spiral downwards… The most common symptoms of H1M1 are the inability to go out any more on real dates, be seen in public, fall asleep on Friday and Saturday nights on the couch, and become zombie-like individuals that no longer participate in society. If not detected, H1M1 can be fatal to your relationship…

"Of course John, I want to go out...just not with you...."

What is H1M1? It is also euphemistically known as the Dinner and Movie Syndrome (Home-Movie aka “Soon to be Alone…”). As mentioned in an earlier post, the Dinner and Movie Syndrome is MOST fatal in the Infant stages of the relationship. If you really want to be put in the friend zone, or lose any hope of seeing her in the future, be sure to take her to a dinner and a movie just like the last fifteen guys who went out on a first date with her…

Why is H1M1 so fatal? Because when a woman is asked where she likes to go on dates or when giving advice, they love to talk about “Dinner and/or a movie”…She might even suggest this if you ASK her what she wants to do (which we already said you shouldn’t do… See Man Law #16 – Have a Plan).  What could go wrong with this suggestion that SHE made? Everything…

The truth is, going to see a dinner and a movie or renting one on Friday and Saturday nights are excellent things to do with someone you are seeing on a fairly frequent basis…but this too often develops into laziness and both people figure it’s easier to just rent a movie and stay in than it is to go out and find something to do.

Don’t Let This Happen…

Luckily, the cure for H1M1 is relatively simple; mix up dinner and a movie nights with other events that take place OUTSIDE of the house (and no, not your local movie theater)…Variations of the movie date do exist, if you have open fields that show movies such as a “Screen on the Green” or Film Festival, these are unique nights that do not occur all the time. THIS is a much better idea than waiting for the next NetFlix to arrive in the mail…If you find yourself falling into this rut, recognize it, and get out. It’s a sand trap that leads to boredom and monotony… The killer of all relationships…Remember your dating lifestyle needs to be “Fun and Different” and separate yourself from the 99% of the rest of the schmucks out there…

Have you been on a great date recently? An upcoming post will be on good places to go that will set you apart from the rest of the guys out there…It might not land you in bed with her the first night, but it will put you way ahead of the rest of the competition…

Now THIS is a good date... Grab a bottle of Wine and Take her out on a pedal boat and the only way she'll stay away from you is with a restraining order... You've Been Warned...